Consumerism can make you feel warm and fuzzy inside sometimes. And this is one of those. I present to you: Holiday 2013 Windows on 5th Ave. … AT NIGHT! narrated by your favorite rappers.
VERSACE
“Versace, Versace/Medusa head on me like I’m ‘Luminati.”
– Aubrey Graham as Drake
BERGDORF GOODMAN
“Your chick shop at the mall/My chick burning down Bergdorf’s/Coming back with Birkin bags/Your chick is like ‘What type of purse is that?'”
– Shawn Carter as Jay Z
PRADA
“Love you in Escada, Jimmy Choo, Prada/Snow White your life, how’s that for starters?”
-Gene Thornton as No Malice
BVLGARI
“Black Barbie, dressed in Bvlgari/I’m ’bout to leave in somebody’s Ferrari!”
– Kimberly Jones as Lil’ Kim
FERRAGAMO
“That’s the way I’m kickin’ it, Ferragamo cover me.”
-Nayvadius Cash as Future
FENDI
“I’m a sucker for cornrows and manicured toes. Fendi capri pants and Parasucos.”
– Cornell Haynes, Jr. as Nelly
